Now while only complete morons with only one brain cell would be thinking the mystery lies with the monster itself (because its so obviously fake and any search for the creature over the last 70 years has come up with nothing even with the most sophisticated scanning equipment available and anyone still believing in this myth is a dumbass and the only remaining perpetrators of the myth are firstly the residents of Loch Ness so they can continue charging stupid tourists for T-Shirts and hats and build an entire economy around a fake photo and secondly monster hunters getting paid to find the monster and eking out a living by trying as little as possible to find it so they can continue earning out of it, the bastards) the REAL mystery lies with what was Tim doing there.
Some say he was the man behind the hoax, having built a fake dinosaur like creature out of Photoshop (a feat of epic proportions, even nowadays, never mind in 1934). But others believe Tim was trying to molest the creature. Tim is quoted as saying "Yeah well even if it is fake with zero personality, rubbery skin and just floats about a lot, it reminds me so much of Mark". (who this "Mark" IS has yet to be revealed)
It is a shame the real living Tim was erased from history and the obviously fake giant piece of monkey crap spawned a merchandising empire. If history had been different people would flock to Loch Ness and instead be buying orange wigs and sleveless internet humour t-shirts to show off their physique.
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